Time For A Little Humor

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Remember Steven Wright, the disheveled comedian with a deep, sleepy voice whose act consists mostly of pithy one-liners? I recently received some email with a list of such “sayings” attributed to him. Here are a few of my favorites…

“Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.”
“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”
“OK, so what’s the speed of dark?”
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
“The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.”

And the one that philosophers can most relate to:
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”